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But existing is basically all I do!

And I'd do it again!

Is today's hectic lifestyle making you tense and impatient? Who's brave enough to fly into something we all keep calling a death sphere? Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?

I haven't felt much of anything since my guinea pig died. Is the Space Pope reptilian!? Isn't it true that you have been paid for your testimony? Hello Morbo, how's the family? Why, those are the Grunka-Lunkas! They work here in the Slurm factory.

 

Hey, tell me something.

You've got all this money.

How come you always dress like you're doing your laundry? There's no part of that sentence I didn't like! I was having the most wonderful dream. Except you were there, and you were there, and you were there!

And I'm his friend Jesus. Is today's hectic lifestyle making you tense and impatient? Oh dear! She's stuck in an infinite loop, and he's an idiot! Well, that's love for you. Enough about your promiscuous mother, Hermes! We have bigger problems.

Daddy Bender, we're hungry. Dear God, they'll be killed on our doorstep! And there's no trash pickup until January 3rd. Fry! Stay back! He's too powerful! I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself.

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But existing is basically all I do!

But existing is basically all I do!

And I'd do it again!

Is today's hectic lifestyle making you tense and impatient? Who's brave enough to fly into something we all keep calling a death sphere? Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?

I haven't felt much of anything since my guinea pig died. Is the Space Pope reptilian!? Isn't it true that you have been paid for your testimony? Hello Morbo, how's the family? Why, those are the Grunka-Lunkas! They work here in the Slurm factory.

 

Hey, tell me something.

Hey, tell me something.

You've got all this money.

How come you always dress like you're doing your laundry? There's no part of that sentence I didn't like! I was having the most wonderful dream. Except you were there, and you were there, and you were there!

And I'm his friend Jesus. Is today's hectic lifestyle making you tense and impatient? Oh dear! She's stuck in an infinite loop, and he's an idiot! Well, that's love for you. Enough about your promiscuous mother, Hermes! We have bigger problems.

Daddy Bender, we're hungry. Dear God, they'll be killed on our doorstep! And there's no trash pickup until January 3rd. Fry! Stay back! He's too powerful! I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself.

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But existing is basically all I do!

But existing is basically all I do!

And I'd do it again!

Is today's hectic lifestyle making you tense and impatient? Who's brave enough to fly into something we all keep calling a death sphere? Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?

I haven't felt much of anything since my guinea pig died. Is the Space Pope reptilian!? Isn't it true that you have been paid for your testimony? Hello Morbo, how's the family? Why, those are the Grunka-Lunkas! They work here in the Slurm factory.

 

Hey, tell me something.

Hey, tell me something.

You've got all this money.

How come you always dress like you're doing your laundry? There's no part of that sentence I didn't like! I was having the most wonderful dream. Except you were there, and you were there, and you were there!

And I'm his friend Jesus. Is today's hectic lifestyle making you tense and impatient? Oh dear! She's stuck in an infinite loop, and he's an idiot! Well, that's love for you. Enough about your promiscuous mother, Hermes! We have bigger problems.

Daddy Bender, we're hungry. Dear God, they'll be killed on our doorstep! And there's no trash pickup until January 3rd. Fry! Stay back! He's too powerful! I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself.

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But existing is basically all I do!

But existing is basically all I do!

And I'd do it again!

Is today's hectic lifestyle making you tense and impatient? Who's brave enough to fly into something we all keep calling a death sphere? Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?

I haven't felt much of anything since my guinea pig died. Is the Space Pope reptilian!? Isn't it true that you have been paid for your testimony? Hello Morbo, how's the family? Why, those are the Grunka-Lunkas! They work here in the Slurm factory.

 

Hey, tell me something.

Hey, tell me something.

You've got all this money.

How come you always dress like you're doing your laundry? There's no part of that sentence I didn't like! I was having the most wonderful dream. Except you were there, and you were there, and you were there!

And I'm his friend Jesus. Is today's hectic lifestyle making you tense and impatient? Oh dear! She's stuck in an infinite loop, and he's an idiot! Well, that's love for you. Enough about your promiscuous mother, Hermes! We have bigger problems.

Daddy Bender, we're hungry. Dear God, they'll be killed on our doorstep! And there's no trash pickup until January 3rd. Fry! Stay back! He's too powerful! I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself.

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But existing is basically all I do!

And I'd do it again!

Is today's hectic lifestyle making you tense and impatient? Who's brave enough to fly into something we all keep calling a death sphere? Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?

I haven't felt much of anything since my guinea pig died. Is the Space Pope reptilian!? Isn't it true that you have been paid for your testimony? Hello Morbo, how's the family? Why, those are the Grunka-Lunkas! They work here in the Slurm factory.

 

Hey, tell me something.

You've got all this money.

How come you always dress like you're doing your laundry? There's no part of that sentence I didn't like! I was having the most wonderful dream. Except you were there, and you were there, and you were there!

And I'm his friend Jesus. Is today's hectic lifestyle making you tense and impatient? Oh dear! She's stuck in an infinite loop, and he's an idiot! Well, that's love for you. Enough about your promiscuous mother, Hermes! We have bigger problems.

Daddy Bender, we're hungry. Dear God, they'll be killed on our doorstep! And there's no trash pickup until January 3rd. Fry! Stay back! He's too powerful! I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself.