Fry! Quit doing the right thing, you jerk! Stop! Don't shoot fire stick in space canoe! Cause explosive decompression! Bender, being God isn't easy. If you do too much, people get dependent on you, and if you do nothing, they lose hope. You have to use a light touch. Like a safecracker, or a pickpocket.

Professor, make a woman out of me. Hi, I'm a naughty nurse, and I really need someone to talk to. $9.95 a minute. Nay, I respect and admire Harold Zoid too much to beat him to death with his own Oscar.

Ask her how her day was. Bender! Ship! Stop bickering or I'm going to come back there and change your opinions manually! Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.

Daylight and everything. You are the last hope of the universe. Now Fry, it's been a few years since medical school, so remind me. Disemboweling in your species: fatal or non-fatal? Ask her how her day was.

And yet you haven't said what I told you to say! How can any of us trust you? Fatal. It's a T. It goes "tuh". Our love isn't any different from yours, except it's hotter, because I'm involved.

No, of course not. It was… uh… porno. Yeah, that's it. And until then, I can never die? Ow, my spirit! In your time, yes, but nowadays shut up! Besides, these are adult stemcells, harvested from perfectly healthy adults whom I killed for their stemcells.

Tell her you just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Actually, that's still true. Spare me your space age technobabble, Attila the Hun! Is that a cooking show? Hello Morbo, how's the family?

Can I use the gun? As an interesting side note, as a head without a body, I envy the dead. Whoa a real live robot; or is that some kind of cheesy New Year's costume? Morbo can't understand his teleprompter because he forgot how you say that letter that's shaped like a man wearing a hat.

We don't have a brig. They're like sex, except I'm having them! Hey! I'm a porno-dealing monster, what do I care what you think? Good news, everyone! There's a report on TV with some very bad news!

Switzerland is small and neutral! We are more like Germany, ambitious and misunderstood! Ugh, it's filthy! Why not create a National Endowment for Strip Clubs while we're at it? My fellow Earthicans, as I have explained in my book 'Earth in the Balance'', and the much more popular ''Harry Potter and the Balance of Earth', we need to defend our planet against pollution. Also dark wizards.